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hAHAHAHA It’s NIGHT Guada!

So I’m not feeling well and I start joking with my dad and I asked him to tell me a story and THIS is what the dumbass came up with:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .
The End

1. I love to be generous, it’s my all time high.

2. The only thing I love more than my music is my God.

3. My best friend is a beautiful russian girl (yes Dasha, you).

4. I have an overpowering lust to travel, it’s intense ;).

5. I am a complete moron.

6. I am now, thanks to Mr. Campbell, 100% obsessed with the Holocaust.

7. I am currently learning how to play guitar and I currently know nothing.

8. Make up is my worst enemy.

9. Don’t ever play a Lady Gaga song in my presence, I WILL break your iPod.

10.I love Hannah Montana, but Miley Cyrus I could do without.

dashaxo:

lejuice:

Yeth!

Nah, you bitches are gonna owe me 20 bucks.

Hahaha, I don’t know Dasha, they sound serious…

Hey Webster needs help in chemistry. could you help?

Exercise 22.

1. Je ne lave pas mon pantolon moi-meme.
2. Je le fais laver.
3. Elle ne fait pas sa robe elle-meme.
4. Elle la fait faire.
5. Il ne repare pas le congelateur lui-meme.
6. Il le fair reparer.
7. Il ne repare pas le four a micro-ondes lui-meme.
8. Il le fait reparer.
9. Je ne fais pas mon travail…

 Hahahahahahahahaha THANK U I LOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUU

dashaxo:

Did you do your french homework? Or do you want me to post the answers, haha.

 post the answers!!!!! Hahahaha